I’m The Best
🇬🇧 UK Eminem
(dark grime energy, cold flow, dirty punchlines)
Yo—
I came in blacked-out, Mad Max in a taxi,
Backseat smell like Jack D mixed with anti-
Social habits, bad dreams, gang speech, crack fiends,
Man wanna chat grease till I air man casually.
Wait—
Who said “best”?
You lot flex online, I flex stress,
Chest got pain but I still send texts
Like “pull up then”, no vest, no rest.
Oi—
London rain on my Air Max creps,
Mind all bent like a crackhead’s steps,
I got bars that’ll cave man’s neck,
Your whole mixtape sound AI-generated.
Dead it.
I don’t do maybe, I bury careers,
Put fear in a rapper then toast with beers,
You man rap ‘bout chains and followers yearly,
I rap like bailiffs outside your mum’s front yearly.
Skrrt—
Tongue twist wicked—
“Brick in the whip with a chick named Riddick
Still did digits while sipping on Guinness
Villains get finished, I bill it, I spin it—”
Who touching this?
Nobody.
Your flow got rented like Airbnb property.
Mine got rage, migraine, violence properly,
I write sixteen and shake whole economies.
Fucked that.
I’m rude with it.
Too lucid, intrusive, abusive with music,
Your girl said my voice got “doom” in it,
Like shotgun smoke in a room with cigs.
I’m the best.
No debate.
If rap’s a war, then your squad too late.
I came from stress and council estate,
Now labels panic when I update.
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🇺🇸 USA Eminem
(rapid internal rhymes, savage humour, technical chaos)
Hold up—
Everybody wanna be a killer till a real killer killin’ the syllables
Then they get little and bitter and miserable, visible pitiful individuals—
I’m in the middle of a mental collision,
A cynical criminal spinning in digital visuals.
Fuck rap politics.
I body this.
Probably drop a disc while shopping for broccoli,
Honestly—
Half of these rappers biologically gotta be
Products of poverty mixed with astrology.
Wait.
Lemme reload.
I was broke in a cold-ass room with roaches,
Notebook full of explosives, no emotions,
Now I walk in and own shit.
You walk in and ask where the host is.
Difference.
I got a mouth fulla venom and adrenaline,
Head spinning faster than medicine settling,
Everybody talking “legend” but never been relevant,
I’ll turn your whole album skeleton.
Tongue twist—
“Venom in denim with feminine sentiment,
Letterman jackets and ketamine sedatives,
Ritalin-headed Americans peddling rhetoric—”
Shut up.
None of you touching me.
You mumble like somebody buffering publicly.
I grew up angry as fuck with corruption in custody,
Now I spit quadruples disgustingly.
I’m the best.
Fuck humble.
I made pain turn art then made art tumble.
Every beat get strangled and left in rubble,
I don’t rap on tracks—
I survive in jungles.
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🇪🇸 Spain Eminem
(Spanish aggression, rolling rhythm, flamenco-drill fusion vibe)
Mira—
Yo vine del barro con rabia en la tráquea,
Cara dramática, vida problemática,
Tú eres plástico, fama automática,
Yo soy desastre con técnica matemática.
¿Qué dices?
No me compares.
Tu flow se rompe, el mío disparares,
Tengo cicatrices, calles, bares,
Pesadillas negras y miles de males.
Hostia.
Estoy enfermo mentalmente,
Rimo tan fuerte que tiemblan ambientes,
Tú quieres fama, mujeres, pendientes,
Yo quiero sangre en ritmos calientes.
Escucha—
“Bruto, corrupto, producto del humo,
Subo profundo, confundo conjuntos,
Tu grupo absurdo se pudre en segundos—”
¡Boom!
Dímelo claro, ¿quién puede conmigo?
Nadie, cabrón, ni tus veinte testigos.
Yo fui criado entre ruido y castigos,
Ahora destruyo escenarios contigo.
Soy el mejor.
Sin discusión.
Tengo tormentas dentro del pulmón,
Cada canción parece explosión,
Tu carrera corta como conexión.
Joder—
Mírame bien.
Tú eres actor, yo problema también,
Rapo tan sucio que escupe el tren,
España presente, hijo de cien.
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🇮🇹 Italy Eminem
(cinematic mafia-style aggression, sharp multisyllables)
Eh—
Sono cresciuto col fumo nei vicoli stretti,
Sogni corrotti, problemi irrisolti,
Tu fai il gangster con gioielli riflessi,
Io faccio rap come colpi di Beretta nei tetti.
Capisci?
Io non recito.
Ogni parola è un debito tecnico,
Tu sembri comico, io catastrofico,
Mischio veleno con jazz malinconico.
Aspetta—
Milano piange, Roma respira,
Mente cattiva, notte assassina,
Gente che parla ma appena mi mira
Scappa più veloce della polizia.
Tongue twist—
“Critica cinica, tipica lirica,
Fisica mistica, ritmica biblica,
Stringimi, spingimi, vivimi, finiscimi—”
Madonna mia.
Chi mi supera? Nessuno.
Entro sul beat e lo lascio distrutto,
Tu fai rumore, io creo un diluvio,
Flow così sporco sembra venuto dal buio.
Sono il migliore.
Fanculo la modestia.
Ho fame ancora, paranoia e bestia,
Ogni mio verso diventa tempesta,
Tu fai freestyle?
Io faccio guerra orchestra.
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🌍 Final Cypher — ALL TOGETHER
🇬🇧:
“Man said king? You’re barely a prince.”
🇺🇸:
“I’ll body the beat then bury the prince.”
🇪🇸:
“Tu no eres fuego, eres accidente.”
🇮🇹:
“Parli di guerra? Io sono la mente.”
🇬🇧:
Black hoodie, bad mood, backstreet menace—
🇺🇸:
Mad lunatic with a tactical sentence—
🇪🇸:
Rimas satánicas rompen ambientes—
🇮🇹:
Flow criminale, peccato vivente—
ALL:
WE ARE THE BEST.
NO FUCKING QUESTION.
FOUR CRAZY MINDS IN ONE RAP SESSION.
MIC IN FLAMES, WHO LEARNS THE LESSON?
RAP GOT WAR—
AND WE BROUGHT TENSION.